The Devil sits upon his throne this evening
His wicked grin bespeaks the sin below
And in the night a flashlight breaks the darkness
Another soul awakes and then must go

But there’s no sign of relief in this torment
No supportive seat of ivory and pearl
For Satan has enslaved this tiny cabin
And now it is a portal to his world...

Chorus
No comfort here in this comfort station
And no rest in this rest room
If you come to seek salvation
Then you come to seek your doom

Many men and women went before you
And many more will go when you have gone
The lord of darkness has seduced each of them
And bid them enter to Armaggedung

This little house of horror is accursed
Without even the slightest breath of air
The odor from beneath consumes all virtue
And all around the feeling of despair

Chorus X2

Bridge
And the damned shout into Night!
Is there no light! Is there no paper! (Wherefore this empty roll?)
They wander in the night!
For they have lost their way
The Outhouse of the Otherworld
Tainted Powdered Room
Honeyhut of Hatred
Garderobe of Doom
Hell's Heinous Crapper
The Throne of the Beast
The Devil's John(ny on the spot)
From whence the Demon screams:

Thou… Shalt… Not… poo! X 4

When you look in the abyss, it looks back in you
And when you let it fly, it splashes back
The echoing you hear when souls are in there
Is enough to break your heart right down the crack

The lurking and the steaming of the demon
The meals and maladies of ancient bones
And you can hold your breath and clench your backside
But can you play the Devil’s game of thrones?

Chorus X2

Thou... Shalt... Not... Poo! X 4